Stone Cold Crazy

Lyrics

[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning I was dreaming I was Al Capone There's a rumour going round, gotta clear outta town Yeah, I'm smelling like a dry fish bone Here come the law, gonna break down the door Gonna carry me away once more Never, I never, I never want it any more Gotta get away from this stone-cold floor [Chorus] Crazy Stone-cold crazy, you know Woo, ow [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] Rainy afternoon, I gotta blow a typhoon And I'm playing on my slide trombone Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore Gotta get away from this stone-cold floor [Chorus] Crazy Stone-cold crazy, you know Ow, hit 'em up [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet With my rubber tommy water gun Here come the deputy, he's gonna come and getta me I gotta get me get up and run They got the sirens loose I ran right outta juice They're going to put me in a cell If I can't go to Heaven, will they let me go to Hell? [Chorus] Crazy Stone-cold crazy, you know [Outro] Ow